Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’. The operator says ‘Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’ There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says ‘OK, now what?’Read more Jokes SMS
i made a cup (
of coffee ))
for u. d__l
There is no Sugar,
but don’t worry,
the reader is Sweet.only for u !
Remember you will not always win. Some days, the most resourceful individual will taste defeat. But there is, in this case, always tomorrow – after you have done your best to achieve success today.Read more Famous Quotation SMS
Spread you arms.
Like the scarlet that spreads through the dark sky;
Like the trembling notes that spread through the hall;
Like the shinning pebbles that spread through the depth of the mighty river, wet.
Like the angry voice that spreads
And the famished hearts quicken,
Spread your arms.
And when you touch the flame
Grimace, but do not fold them back over you breasts.
Between you and the earth beneath your feet
The trampled grass knows -
When there is nothing left to burn,
You set fire to yourself.
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Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift ?
Shopkeeper said why ?
Sardar said , there is written ‘colestrol free’.
You are so especial to me.
There is nothing better than
Having you as a friend
To share each day with !
Thank you for making my
I wear my hijab bcz i want people to judge me for
WHO I AM ?
If a room is full of cheap white marbles and if there is a red precious marble piece it needs a jewel box to protect. If I’m that red marble than my HIjab is that jewel box that protects me.
Hijab covers my head not brain….! It does’nt stop me from free thinking……….Snd to those whom u want to see in HIJAB….!~
IF U CAN SMILE AT THE MOMENT WHEN U R CMPLETY BROKEN.
THERE IS THIS WORLD THAT CAN BREAK U NEXT TIME…
Pr@ctices M@ke$ the M@n PerFect and there is Nothing Perfect in LIFE….
‘Practice lyk a devil n play lyk an Angle.’Read more Golden Words SMS
ALLAH always has 3 replies to our Dua;
2) ‘Yes but not now’
3) ‘I have a better plan for U’
There is never a ‘No’
so Just keep da Faith in Allah Tala