Love is what makes two people sit

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Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends

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Two hunters are out in the woods

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’. The operator says ‘Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’ There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says ‘OK, now what?’

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Behind every fail student there is a

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Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend

And

What About TOPPERS?

A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se

Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain. :-

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If it turns out that there is

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If it turns out that there is a GOD, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.

Woody Allen

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Nabiyyunal amirun nahi fala ahadun abarra fi qawli

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‘Nabiyyunal amirun-nahi fala ahadun’

‘Abarra fi qawli la minhu wa la na’ami’.

He is our Prophet, commanding the right and forbidding the wrong, and there is none,

More true in word, saying ‘Yes’ (meaning this is permitted) or ‘No’ (meaning this is haram).

‘Huwal habeebul-ladhee turja shafaa’atuhu’

‘Li kulli hawlim-minal ahwali muqutahimi’.

He is the Habib (beloved) of the One, from whom we have hopes of intercession (shafa)

In (from) all the woes that have descended upon the humans

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There are two kinds of people those

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There are two kinds of people,

those that do the work and

those that take the credit.

Try to be in the first group,

there is less competition there.

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Love is the madicine for all kinds

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LOVE is the madicine for all kinds of pain in the world BUT be sure that there is no madicine in the world for the pain given by LOVE.

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