Two hunters are out in the woods

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’. The operator says ‘Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’ There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says ‘OK, now what?’

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I made a cup of

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i made a cup (

of coffee ))

specially _((_

for u. d__l

There is no Sugar,

but don’t worry,

the reader is Sweet.only for u !

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Remember you will not always win some

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Remember you will not always win. Some days, the most resourceful individual will taste defeat. But there is, in this case, always tomorrow – after you have done your best to achieve success today.

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Once a sardar brought banaspati teen

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Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift ?

Shopkeeper said why ?

Sardar said , there is written ‘colestrol free’.

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You are so especial to me there

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You are so especial to me.

There is nothing better than

Having you as a friend

To share each day with !

Thank you for making my

Day brighter

HUGS.

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I wear my hijab bcz i want

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I wear my hijab bcz i want people to judge me for

WHO I AM ?

If a room is full of cheap white marbles and if there is a red precious marble piece it needs a jewel box to protect. If I’m that red marble than my HIjab is that jewel box that protects me.

Hijab covers my head not brain….! It does’nt stop me from free thinking……….Snd to those whom u want to see in HIJAB….!~

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If u can smile at the moment

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IF U CAN SMILE AT THE MOMENT WHEN U R CMPLETY BROKEN.

THEN REMEMBER…..

THERE IS THIS WORLD THAT CAN BREAK U NEXT TIME…

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Allah always has 3 replies to our

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ALLAH always has 3 replies to our Dua;

1) ‘Yes’

2) ‘Yes but not now’

3) ‘I have a better plan for U’

There is never a ‘No’

so Just keep da Faith in Allah Tala

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