Suhag raat wife piche nhi aage

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Wakeel

Suhag raat

wife: piche nhi aage dalte hain

sardar: kaise pata?

Wife: mera frnd mere aage dalta tha.

sardar: tu chup kr! Mera dost mere piche dalta tha.

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Husband suhag raat ko me shadi se

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Husband Suhag raat ko:

Me shadi se pehle buhat Aurton k sath SEX kar chuka hoon

BV sharmate hue:

Me itni der se yehi soch rahi thi k aapko kahin dekha hy.

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Dulhan suhag raat ko apne dulha se

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Dulhan, suhag raat ko apne Dulha se:

Itni der se choos rahi hoon lekin aap ka yeh khara nahi ho raha

Dulha:

Lao isay idhar do meray hath main…

Yeh ‘Hathon ka Bhoot’ honton se nahi maanay ga..!!

MOTH MARNE WALO . .thorha sharam karo

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Suhag raat manai ja rahi thi

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Suhag Raat Manai Ja Rahi Thi.

Achanak Dulhan Boli:

Ae Suno Parde K Peeche Koi Hai.

Admi Ne Parda Hataya To Ek Bacha Khara Tha.

Admi: Shabbir Tum Yahan Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Bacha: ‘Koi Dekhe Ya Na Dekhe ‘SHABBIR’ To Dekhe Ga’

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Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein

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Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein entr hoty he Biwi se bola :
Chal Bakri bn !

Biwi : ye kya bdtmeezi hay?

Bona: bdtmeezi nahi !
Kamray ki kundi lagani hai. .;-D

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Teacher wo konsi raat thi jo na

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Teacher: Wo konsi Raat thi jo na

hoti to “PAKISTAN” khush-hall hota?

Student: Zardari ki maa ki suhag raat.

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Train me baraat wapis a rhi thi

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Train me baraat wapis a rhi thi.

rat ho gai

Dulhan:

aj hmari suhag raat h ap kuch krte Q nhi

Dulha:

wo dekho samne likha h

CHALTI TRAIN ME Uper charna mana he.

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Husband suhag raat k baad biwi se

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Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi se: Jaan, Raat ko Maza Aaya?

Biwi: Aap ko Aaya?

hus: Bohat.

Biwi: Dekh Lain Aaj Tak kisi ko Shikayat ka Mauqa Nahi Diya.

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Dulhan ne ubtan na lagaya to dadi

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Dulhan Ne Ubtan Na Lagaya To DADI Boli

“Beti Ubtan Lagale Wrna NOOR Nhi Charhega”

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Suhag Raat K Bad Dulhan Dadi Se Boli NOOR To Aesa

Charha Ke Subha Hi Utra

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Girl talking 2 her sister after suhag

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Girl talking 2 her sister after suhag raat:

Ap se kya parda Baji me sab bata deti hon,

Shab-e-arosi ki kahani me suna deti hon,

Mere honton ko honton se dabaya baji,

Bagh-e-nasheman pe b hath lagaya baji,

Larazte jism me1 bijli si kond gayi,

Us ne bosa jo sene pe lagaya baji,

Naaf tak reeng gayi haye 1 khari cheez,

Zalim ne dhakka jo zor se lagaya baji,

Dard-e-lutf se 1 haye to nikli lekin,

Dheray dheray se mujhy b chain aya baji,

Phir to anay laga rag rag mai saroor-o-masti

Us ne chappu jo rawani se chalaya baji,

Ik chashma sa ubalta hova mehsos howa,

Aakhri jatka jo zalim ne lagaya baji.

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