Dulhan ne ubtan na lagaya to dadi

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Dulhan Ne Ubtan Na Lagaya To DADI Boli

“Beti Ubtan Lagale Wrna NOOR Nhi Charhega”

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Suhag Raat K Bad Dulhan Dadi Se Boli NOOR To Aesa

Charha Ke Subha Hi Utra

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Husband suhag raat k baad biwi se

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Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi se: Jaan, Raat ko Maza Aaya?

Biwi: Aap ko Aaya?

hus: Bohat.

Biwi: Dekh Lain Aaj Tak kisi ko Shikayat ka Mauqa Nahi Diya.

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Sardar suhag rat ko puri koshish k

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Sardar suhag rat ko puri koshish k bavjud kamyab na hua

Ghuse se bv se bola:

Tumari pehle kisi ne nai li?

Bv masumiyat se:

Jis ne b li,underwear utar k li

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Suhag raat wife piche nhi aage

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Suhag raat

wife: piche nhi aage dalte hain

sardar: kaise pata?

Wife: mera frnd mere aage dalta tha.

sardar: tu chup kr! Mera dost mere piche dalta tha.

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Husband suhag raat ko me shadi se

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Husband Suhag raat ko:

Me shadi se pehle buhat Aurton k sath SEX kar chuka hoon

BV sharmate hue:

Me itni der se yehi soch rahi thi k aapko kahin dekha hy.

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Pathan ki bivi suhag ratt ko boli

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Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko boli,

khan ajj ratt ap jo mango gay main doon gi,

Pathan: khushi say,

acha tum meri maa k pass soo jao aur apnay bahi ko meray pass bejh do.

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Dulhan suhag raat ko apne dulha se

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Dulhan, suhag raat ko apne Dulha se:

Itni der se choos rahi hoon lekin aap ka yeh khara nahi ho raha

Dulha:

Lao isay idhar do meray hath main…

Yeh ‘Hathon ka Bhoot’ honton se nahi maanay ga..!!

MOTH MARNE WALO . .thorha sharam karo

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Suhag raat manai ja rahi thi

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Suhag Raat Manai Ja Rahi Thi.

Achanak Dulhan Boli:

Ae Suno Parde K Peeche Koi Hai.

Admi Ne Parda Hataya To Ek Bacha Khara Tha.

Admi: Shabbir Tum Yahan Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Bacha: ‘Koi Dekhe Ya Na Dekhe ‘SHABBIR’ To Dekhe Ga’

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Shohar suhag rat k baad apni bv

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SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni BV se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?

BV =aap ko aaya?

SHOHAR= bohat!

BV= dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.

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Anti dulahan sy suhag rat ko sab

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anti dulahan sy:

suhag rat ko sab sy pehlay apny husband ka pakerna wo jitna merzi manah kery tum paker laina darna mut ok aur paker k us ka mobile silent pay laga daina ta k koi disturb na kery

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Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein

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Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein entr hoty he Biwi se bola :
Chal Bakri bn !

Biwi : ye kya bdtmeezi hay?

Bona: bdtmeezi nahi !
Kamray ki kundi lagani hai. .;-D

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Student bcha kese peda hota he miss

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Student:

Bcha kese peda hota he

Miss:

Asman se aik pari ati he or maa k takye k neche phol rkh kr chli jati he

2nd Stdnt:

Mis kya wo suhag rat wala system khtm hogya ha??

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Teacher wo konsi raat thi jo na

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Teacher: Wo konsi Raat thi jo na

hoti to “PAKISTAN” khush-hall hota?

Student: Zardari ki maa ki suhag raat.

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