Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko

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Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni BV ko pani valy tub me bethaya,

BV boli ye kia kr rahe ho,

Mistri! Mujy to pani me hi pata chalta ha k surakh kahan hy,

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Husband suhag raat ko me shadi se

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Husband Suhag raat ko:

Me shadi se pehle buhat Aurton k sath SEX kar chuka hoon

BV sharmate hue:

Me itni der se yehi soch rahi thi k aapko kahin dekha hy.

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Pathan ki bivi suhag ratt ko boli

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Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko boli,

khan ajj ratt ap jo mango gay main doon gi,

Pathan: khushi say,

acha tum meri maa k pass soo jao aur apnay bahi ko meray pass bejh do

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Girl talking 2 her sister after suhag

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Girl talking 2 her sister after suhag raat:

Ap se kya parda Baji me sab bata deti hon,

Shab-e-arosi ki kahani me suna deti hon,

Mere honton ko honton se dabaya baji,

Bagh-e-nasheman pe b hath lagaya baji,

Larazte jism me1 bijli si kond gayi,

Us ne bosa jo sene pe lagaya baji,

Naaf tak reeng gayi haye 1 khari cheez,

Zalim ne dhakka jo zor se lagaya baji,

Dard-e-lutf se 1 haye to nikli lekin,

Dheray dheray se mujhy b chain aya baji,

Phir to anay laga rag rag mai saroor-o-masti

Us ne chappu jo rawani se chalaya baji,

Ik chashma sa ubalta hova mehsos howa,

Aakhri jatka jo zalim ne lagaya baji.

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Pathan ki bivi suhag ratt ko boli

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Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko boli,

khan ajj ratt ap jo mango gay main doon gi,

Pathan: khushi say,

acha tum meri maa k pass soo jao aur apnay bahi ko meray pass bejh do.

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1 pathan apne dost ki shadi me

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1 Pathan Apne Dost Ki Shadi Me Gaya

Is K Dost Ne Us Ko Bohut Mara.

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Pepsi Pee Kr Dulhe Se Bola…

‘Suhag Raat K Liye Mujhe Bi Sath Le Chalo:-*

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Student bcha kese peda hota he miss

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Student:

Bcha kese peda hota he

Miss:

Asman se aik pari ati he or maa k takye k neche phol rkh kr chli jati he

2nd Stdnt:

Mis kya wo suhag rat wala system khtm hogya ha??

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Husband suhag raat k baad biwi se

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Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi se: Jaan, Raat ko Maza Aaya?

Biwi: Aap ko Aaya?

hus: Bohat.

Biwi: Dekh Lain Aaj Tak kisi ko Shikayat ka Mauqa Nahi Diya.

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Suhag raat wife piche nhi aage

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Suhag raat

wife: piche nhi aage dalte hain

sardar: kaise pata?

Wife: mera frnd mere aage dalta tha.

sardar: tu chup kr! Mera dost mere piche dalta tha.

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Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar

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Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar kr bv se:lun phudi’mangda ’1dafa chod k15min bad dobara bola’lun phudi mangda’2 bar choda3rd time uska lun murjha kr latak gyamgr b.v ful gram ho kr boli:’Phuddi lun mangdi’Punjabi bola:……’LUN maafi mangda’

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