Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift ?
Shopkeeper said why ?
Sardar said , there is written ‘colestrol free’.
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I wear my hijab bcz i want people to judge me for
WHO I AM ?
If a room is full of cheap white marbles and if there is a red precious marble piece it needs a jewel box to protect. If I’m that red marble than my HIjab is that jewel box that protects me.
Hijab covers my head not brain….! It does’nt stop me from free thinking……….Snd to those whom u want to see in HIJAB….!~
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A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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Happy birthday to my Beautiful I hope it?s all you want it to be You?re eighteen already, I can?t believe. Baby, This year you?re free Happy Birthday to my beautiful We have been through a lot Through all these years together We struggled and we fought Happy Birthday to my beautiful I?m so proud of you Intelligence, responsibility, and beauty You have finally made it through Happ
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ALLAH Ko Yaad Karo.
Durood sharif Parho.
YA HAYYU YA QAYYOOM Parho.
Tention Men Ho?
YA RAHEEMU Parho.
To Forward Karo.
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Success Is A Century,
Prblem Is A Yorker,
Failure Is A Bouncer,
Luck Is A Full Toss,
Bt Oprtunity Is A FREE HIT
NEVER MIS IT.
ENJOY LIFE-KEEP SMILING…ALWAYS
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A man went 2 a pet shop.
He saw a parrot n said
If u giv correct answr of my question, I ll buy u.
Man: Whts color of my shirt ?
Man: Gud i ll buy u.
Parrot: Sir if u giv correct answr of my question then im free 4 u
Man:Gud, whts the Q?
Parrot:Kisny kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rs kam kar do?
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Ek Sawal Hai Jisne Mujhe Bohat Sochne pe Majboor Kya Hua Hai.
Pata Nahi Tumhein Bhi Aata Hoga Ya Nahi?
Lekin Phir Bhi Itni Education Li Hai
To Tumhein to Pata Hona Chahiye.
Mujhe Bas Iska Jawab Dedo.
Sawal Ziyada Mushkil Nahi Hai.
Lekin Ziyada Aasan Bhi Nahi Hai.
Sawal Ye Hai K.
Murghi Andaa Free Mai Deti Hai,
To Bazaar Mai Rs.6 Ka Q Bikta Hai..?
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It is time for you to show your independence. let yourself be heard
so dont follow others footsteps. be youself fly free i mean you are
independant after all.
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Prayer is a free outgoing call to god.
No battery power, no charging, no network problem, no sim card.
Always good signal and endless talktime.
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