Once a sardar brought banaspati teen

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Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift ?

Shopkeeper said why ?

Sardar said , there is written ‘colestrol free’.

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I wear my hijab bcz i want

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I wear my hijab bcz i want people to judge me for

WHO I AM ?

If a room is full of cheap white marbles and if there is a red precious marble piece it needs a jewel box to protect. If I’m that red marble than my HIjab is that jewel box that protects me.

Hijab covers my head not brain….! It does’nt stop me from free thinking……….Snd to those whom u want to see in HIJAB….!~

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Happy birthday to my beautiful i hope

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Happy birthday to my Beautiful I hope it?s all you want it to be You?re eighteen already, I can?t believe. Baby, This year you?re free Happy Birthday to my beautiful We have been through a lot Through all these years together We struggled and we fought Happy Birthday to my beautiful I?m so proud of you Intelligence, responsibility, and beauty You have finally made it through Happ

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Akele ho allah ko yaad karo pareshan

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Akele ho?

ALLAH Ko Yaad Karo.

Pareshan Ho?

Durood sharif Parho.

Udas Ho?

YA HAYYU YA QAYYOOM Parho.

Tention Men Ho?

YA RAHEEMU Parho.

Free Ho?

To Forward Karo.

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Success is a century make it

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Success Is A Century,

Make It.

Prblem Is A Yorker,

Face It.

Failure Is A Bouncer,

Leave It.

Luck Is A Full Toss,

Use It.

Bt Oprtunity Is A FREE HIT

NEVER MIS IT.

ENJOY LIFE-KEEP SMILING…ALWAYS

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A man went 2 a pet shop

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A man went 2 a pet shop.

He saw a parrot n said

If u giv correct answr of my question, I ll buy u.

Man: Whts color of my shirt ?

Parrot: Blue

Man: Gud i ll buy u.

Parrot: Sir if u giv correct answr of my question then im free 4 u

Man:Gud, whts the Q?

Parrot:Kisny kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rs kam kar do?

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Ek sawal hai jisne mujhe bohat sochne

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Ek Sawal Hai Jisne Mujhe Bohat Sochne pe Majboor Kya Hua Hai.

Pata Nahi Tumhein Bhi Aata Hoga Ya Nahi?

Lekin Phir Bhi Itni Education Li Hai

To Tumhein to Pata Hona Chahiye.

Mujhe Bas Iska Jawab Dedo.

Sawal Ziyada Mushkil Nahi Hai.

Lekin Ziyada Aasan Bhi Nahi Hai.

Sawal Ye Hai K.

Jab

Murghi Andaa Free Mai Deti Hai,

To Bazaar Mai Rs.6 Ka Q Bikta Hai..?

sweEty@puPpy

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It is time for you to show

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It is time for you to show your independence. let yourself be heard

so dont follow others footsteps. be youself fly free i mean you are

independant after all.

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Prayer is a free outgoing call to

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Prayer is a free outgoing call to god.

No battery power, no charging, no network problem, no sim card.

Always good signal and endless talktime.

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