Ladysaari may agar ek bhi suraakh dikhato

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LADY:Saari may agar ek bhi suraakh dikha,to saari wapis kar dun gi.

DUKANDAAR:

madam Ji, aap ‘Suraakh’dikha dayn to,

Saari apko free may de doon ga. .*

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Doctors prescription 4 u a cute little

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Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.

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6 rules to be happy free your

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6 rules to be HAPPY:

Free your heart from hatred;

Free your mind from worries;

Live simply;

Expect less;

Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

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Once a sardar brought banaspati teen

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Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift ?

Shopkeeper said why ?

Sardar said , there is written ‘colestrol free’.

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I wear my hijab bcz i want

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I wear my hijab bcz i want people to judge me for

WHO I AM ?

If a room is full of cheap white marbles and if there is a red precious marble piece it needs a jewel box to protect. If I’m that red marble than my HIjab is that jewel box that protects me.

Hijab covers my head not brain….! It does’nt stop me from free thinking……….Snd to those whom u want to see in HIJAB….!~

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Happy birthday to my beautiful i hope

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Happy birthday to my Beautiful I hope it?s all you want it to be You?re eighteen already, I can?t believe. Baby, This year you?re free Happy Birthday to my beautiful We have been through a lot Through all these years together We struggled and we fought Happy Birthday to my beautiful I?m so proud of you Intelligence, responsibility, and beauty You have finally made it through Happ

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Akele ho allah ko yaad karo pareshan

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Akele ho?

ALLAH Ko Yaad Karo.

Pareshan Ho?

Durood sharif Parho.

Udas Ho?

YA HAYYU YA QAYYOOM Parho.

Tention Men Ho?

YA RAHEEMU Parho.

Free Ho?

To Forward Karo.

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Success is a century make it

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Success Is A Century,

Make It.

Prblem Is A Yorker,

Face It.

Failure Is A Bouncer,

Leave It.

Luck Is A Full Toss,

Use It.

Bt Oprtunity Is A FREE HIT

NEVER MIS IT.

ENJOY LIFE-KEEP SMILING…ALWAYS

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A man went 2 a pet shop

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A man went 2 a pet shop.

He saw a parrot n said

If u giv correct answr of my question, I ll buy u.

Man: Whts color of my shirt ?

Parrot: Blue

Man: Gud i ll buy u.

Parrot: Sir if u giv correct answr of my question then im free 4 u

Man:Gud, whts the Q?

Parrot:Kisny kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rs kam kar do?

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