An airline introduced a special package for

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Wakeel

An Airline Introduced A

Special Package For

Businessman.

Buy Your Ticket Get Your

Wife’s Ticket Free.

After Great Success,

The Company Sent Letters To

All The Wives Asking How Was

The Trip. . .

All Of Them Gave The Same Reply

.

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.

.

.

.

.

‘Which Trip . . .?’ =P =D

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Ladysaari may agar ek bhi suraakh dikhato

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LADY:Saari may agar ek bhi suraakh dikha,to saari wapis kar dun gi.

DUKANDAAR:

madam Ji, aap ‘Suraakh’dikha dayn to,

Saari apko free may de doon ga. .*

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6 rules to be happy free your

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6 rules to be HAPPY:

Free your heart from hatred;

Free your mind from worries;

Live simply;

Expect less;

Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

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Dedicate to my beloved frnds w0

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dedicate to my beloved frnds

W0 Subah ka alarm,

Phr b ankh khulay Late..

W0 Yar0 Se Shugal,

Attendence Bolna Late..

W0 Free Period Ki AAs,

0r Choti C Break..

W0 Paper Ki Tensi0n,

0r Karna time Waste..

Wo Tukkay SE sahi Jwab dena,

Or frndz Se kehna

‘0 Yar U Knw I’m great’

Wo parhe baghair test dena,

Aur number twenty main se eight..

Wo chutti k waqt masti,

Aur bag ka thora sa weight..

Isi lye to kehte hain studnt Life is great..

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W0 subah uthna phr b ankh khulay

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W0 Subah Subah Uthna,

Phr b ankh khulay Late,

W0 Yar0 Se Shugal,

Attendence Bolna Late,

W0 Free Period Ki AAs,

0r Choti C Break,

W0 Paper Ki Tensi0n,

0r Karna time Waste,

Wo Tukkay SE sahi Jwab dena or frndz Se kehna

‘0 Yar U Knw i m great’

Wo parhe baghair test dena

Aur number twenty main se eight,

Wo chutti k waqt masti

Aur bag ka thora sa weight

Isi lye to kehte hain

STUDENT life is really great! ;-)

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Smile s sets u free m makes

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SMILE:

S: Sets u free,

M: Makes u special,

I: Increases ur face value,

L: Lifts up ur spirits,

E: Erases all ur tensions,

So, please keep smiling.

Niece na

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1 u want a free life 2

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1. u want a free life

2. u want 2 b lord of world

3, u want lonely life ho hae

4. u want richness

5. u want long life

6. u want confidence

7. u want life full of un&massti

8. u want a romantic life vd a person who loves u more than all..

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Wo 730 ka alarm phir b aankh

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Wo 7:30 ka alarm

Phir b aankh Khulay late

Wo Yaaron se Shugal or Attendence Bolna late!

Wo Free Period Ki aas

or Choti c break

Wo Paper Ki tension

phr b krna Time Waste!

Jaan apni Doston men or

bahar krna unka wait

Wo tukkay ka Sahi Jawab

or Frndz se kehna

‘u Knw I’m Great’!

Wo prhy baghair Test

or Number 10 Main se eight(8)

Wo chutti k Waqt Masti

or bag Ka Thora sa weight

Isi liye To Kehty Hen

‘Student Life is Realy Great’

Missing u my frnds…

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Jab murghi andaa free me deti hai

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‘jab murghi andaa free me deti hai

to bazar se 8 rupe ka kyun milta hai ??

aaj nahi bolo ge to kal bhugto ge

D-juice!

Khamoshi Ka Bycott.

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