Once a sardar brought banaspati teen

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Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift ?

Shopkeeper said why ?

Sardar said , there is written ‘colestrol free’.

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Student miss i love u ka matlab

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Student: Miss I Love U ka matlab batahain. Miss: Main tm sy Pyar krti hon. Student: Zara si baat kya poch li Aap to free hi ho gei hain..

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A smile can open a heart faster

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A smile can open a heart faster than a key open a door. Smiles are free, don’t save them, brighten the world with your smile

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I got a gift 4 u

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‘I Got a gift 4 u!

No cost!

No batteries required!

Tax free,

Performs silently,

extremely personal!

Fully returnable!

Its a HUG from ‘M~E’ 2 U!!’

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Free ho ha tum sai hi

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Free ho?

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ha tum sai hi kaha hai

Free ho?

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Main ny pocha hai Free ho?

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Yar tumhe sunai nhi dyta kb sai poch rehi hun free ho kya?

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Bhar mai jao na bataooo

:)

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Welcome to gud ni8 restaurant m

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Welcome to

GUD Ni8

Restaurant

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Menu:

cool pillow

cool bed

hot Blanket

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Discount on bill:

free sweet dreams.

GUD NIGHT DEAR

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breaking news karachi millenium main

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** Breaking News **

Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai

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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p

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`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

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Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya

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Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai,

wo sub maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar walo ko bata do,

wo b maan jaiye gy

K

Shan baryani k sath qorma masala Free hai

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