Jab murghi andaa free me deti hai

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Wakeel

‘jab murghi andaa free me deti hai

to bazar se 8 rupe ka kyun milta hai ??

aaj nahi bolo ge to kal bhugto ge

D-juice!

Khamoshi Ka Bycott.

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When ur life is in darkness pray

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Wakeel

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &

after if u pray &ur still in darkness

, pls pay ur

ELECTRICITY BILL

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Agr mobile companies bijli banati pehle

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Wakeel

Agr mobile companies BIJLI banati

Pehle 2 ghante k baad bijli Free

5 frnds & family ko 600 unit Free

Weekend pr bijli totaly free

Raat 6 se subha 7 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghanta

Bijli tum he to ho

Unit, Bijli ur Bill pr NO samjota

Bijli sab lagwa lo

Bijli Roshan Choice

Is se sasti sirf moombati.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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A man in hell asked devil can

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Wakeel

A man in Hell asked Devil:

Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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Six rules 2 b happy free yr

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Wakeel

Six Rules 2 B Happy…

Free Yr Heart From Hatred

Free Yr Mind From Worries

Make Yr Life Simple

Expect Less From Others

Give More 2 Others

Always Have a True Friend Like Me

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9mm i

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Wakeel

(””””””) 9mm

/ /@””’



I am a killer.

Apun paise ke

Liye logon ko marta hai

Par tu apun ka Dost hai

Apun tere ko free men marey ga.

”Dhazzz” ”Dhazzz”

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Budget 2012 aata 5 rupe tola

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Wakeel

‘BUDGET 2012′

‘AATA’ 5 Rupe Tola,

‘CHAAWAL’ 1 Rupe K 2 Daane,

‘DAAL’ 5 Rupe K 4 Daane,

‘OIL’ 10 Rupe k 2 Drops,

‘D00DH’ 2 Rupe Ka 1 Qatra,

‘CHEENI’ 8 Rupe KA 5 dany,

‘PETR0L’ 100 Rupe Ka Toomba,

‘Zroori Note,

‘Jo B Ye Sub Cheezein Aik Sath Khareede Ga, Usy Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Sunghai Jaye Gi,

‘Aur,

‘G0SHT’ Free Dikhaya Jaye Ga.

‘Aik Zardari’

*Sub Pe Bhari*

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Love for allah if my love

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Love for Allah

If my love is attached to Thee

Then from sin I will be free

Each time my heart will beat

Your name will resound with heat

With your name shivers my each limb

They seek to be released from whim

Allah, Allah, is my hearts speech

Your Mercy is what I beseech

The Most Merciful keep me content

With all that You have sent

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